Looking for an alternative to Oscar Wilde? Look no further than The French Butler - an original Comedy of Manners and mistaken identities, sure to tickle your prickliest wit.
ARNOLD. I am not the narcissistic type. It is dreadful to fall in love with one’s self. After all, there is no possible illusion between me and me. No, I prefer to let someone else fall in love with me. It’s much less work that way.
Female Presenting Miss Madeline Applebaum, An Ingenue Mrs. Ethyl Davis, Arnold's Aunt Miss Emma Delamonde, Mrs. Davis' Protegee Tess, A Maid
Male Presenting Mr. Philip Higgins, Enamoured of Madeline Mr. Arnold Davis, A Confirmed Bachelor Mr. George Richard, Philip's Employer and Madeline's Guardian Henry, An Actual Butler